a hazard of being in l.a.

I can't wait for mini-skirts to go out of fashion. If you have to keep your arm stretched behind your rear to avoid inadvertant flashing, it's too short. If people can see how little underwear you're wearing when you're walking down the stairs, it's too short. If you have to sit on the edge of your seat to prevent obscenity, it's too short. My delicate sensibilities can't take it anymore!