Don't ask me how, but I just came across this picture album of my Governor Schwarzenegger's recent trip to Japan to attract trade with California.

As you look through these pictures, ask yourself these things:

1) Does Ah-nuld really consider Japan his second home?
2) Doesn't the picture of Arnold standing in front of his own image seem a tad dictator-ish?
3) Who told him it was okay to bring the Terminator motorcycle?
4) Isn't his staff sick and tired of making up puns (e.g., album title "Governor pumps up California in Japan?")

I will give credit to the designers of the dictator image. You've got NorCal represented by the Golden Gate bridge in the left eye, Central California represented by the fields in the right eye, and SoCal represented by Ah-nuld's big fat Hollywood head. So clever.