curtilage? seriously?

Monday is "Dress Like Your Favorite Criminal Procedure" Day. My professor is requiring each of us to wear a costume that depicts something we've learned this semester. Criminal procedure covers subjects such as the right to be free from unreasonable search and seizure, the Miranda right, the privilege against self-incrimination (i.e., pleading the 5th), and a host of other yummy protections against governmental intrusion. One rule says that police must have a warrant to search your house and your curtilage; curtilage is the area surrounding your house, like a porch. Last year, someone showed up as a curtilage. How? I have no idea. The point is, I have to come up with a costume by Monday, and I have no idea what I'm going to be. If you have suggestions, let me know. If you're lucky, I'll post up a picture on Monday.